This is a public note to the woman at my gym that peels off dead foot skin and leaves it in random places...
FUCKING STOP
You are a disgusting human being and I wish I could make you lick the shower floor where you left your fucking skin. Fuck you and your nasty fucking feet. Get a fucking pedicure.
Another public note to the woman that insists on burning her hair with her flatiron every. single. morning....
YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE STRAW
You are a fucking idiot. The smell of your hair burning makes me want to vomit and when I do it will be all over you.
And while you're at it, lay off the tanning. Your skin looks like an old leather purse. You are not a cougar either so stop acting like you're hot shit.
Can you yell I woke up in a pissy mood? It's not just pissy, I felt the wrath of a thousand gods this morning when I saw a huge piece of dried out skin in the locker room and in the shower. I think that's enough to make anybody crazy.
Here's hoping that my day ends better than it has started.
That is Fing disgusting! Poor you having to deal with that. Blech!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wish my tiny gym had shower facilities but maybe NOT!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI'll just towel off & keep going; none of my clients or employees have complained (yet) ;-)
That's so gross that I don't really even know what to say.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I want to follow your blog, but I don't know how because I'm an absolute moron. Any suggestions?
@Mrs Swan: yes, it is awful and I think the staff only clean the showers like once a month.
ReplyDelete@Val: if I didn't get very sweaty during my workouts I would definitely skip the showers!
@Chubby McGee: when you are in your blogger dashboard, there is a button on the left that you can click on to add a blog to follow then you have to copy and paste the web address. Unfortunately Blogger doesn't make it easy.
Wow. It's a lot easier than I ever expected it to be. I really am stupid. Hahahahhahaha!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU! I'm now following. :)