Taco Bell Promises "Healthy Food"

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In short, Taco Bell is promising to have three, THREE, "healthy" menu items by 2020. 

First of all, what the fuck is so complicated about creating a healthy meal that it's going to take SEVEN years?  I can create a healthy meal in about 15 minutes. But alas, I don't need to figure out just how many preservatives, artificial flavors and god knows what else to create my healthy meal.  Come on Taco Bell, get real.  You'll always be a haven for drunks and fatties, stop fooling yourselves. 

This shit makes me crazy.  A fast food restaurant meal could never ever be as healthy as a meal you could cook yourself.  And it makes me even more crazy when people actually believe this shit. 

What. The. Fuck.